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Dan: I’m gonna sit my kids down when they get to the age of 12 and go, “What’ve you done?! I had done two films by now!”

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We’ve been together ten years, a very successful marriage.  Of course we only see each other once a year but, see, that’s probably the key to a very successful marriage.

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